Canadian's Version of David Letterman's Top 10
Of course we look
like idiots.... because we are.
Number
10 :
Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00
per plate Obama campaign fund-raising event.
Number
9 :
Only in America... could people claim that the government still discriminates
against black Americans when they have a
black President [actually he is a malatto], a black Attorney General and
roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population
is black 40+% of all federal entitlements goes to black Americans - 3X the rate
that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!
Number
8: Only in America... could they have had the
two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the
Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means
Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
Number
7: Only in America... can they have terrorists
kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting
that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
Number
6: Only in America... would they make people who
want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries
and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss
letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens (probably should be
number one).
Number
5:
Only in America... could the people who
believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be
thought of as EXTREMIST’S.
Number
4:
Only in America... could you need to
present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.
Number
3: Only in America... could people demand the
government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the
price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. Oil
company(Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes
(Nike).
Number
2: Only in America... collect more tax dollars
from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion
dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER
MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.
And
Number 1: Only in
America... could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused
of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income
taxes at all.
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